Two are downright outrageous enough to merit dishonorable mention, but for different reasons. Stupid Invaders tries very, very hard to make you like it — kind of like a sad wide-eyed puppy who does his business on an expensive carpet.įor the most part, the puzzles are well integrated in Stupid Invaders, but there are quite a few non-intuitive ones. The cartoon graphics are nothing less than brilliant, colorful and bold, with a surprise around every corner. Stupid Invaders has a lot going for it, with over 500 locations, nice graphics, esoterically humorous dialogue, an interesting, ambient score including an extremely tacky (on purpose) elevator-music arrangement of La Marseillaise. Gorgious is the large blue ape-like creature – he is the least genteel of the bunch, and is extremely protective of the little green guy with the large head, Candy. His charm lies in the fact that one head is often deeply engrossed in something while the other head is busy doing something else. Stereo is the two-headed red guy, and perhaps has the least defined personality. Etno (the purple one who suspiciously resembles a dildo) is the intellectual leader of the group. You begin as Bud, but will eventually play as all five of the aliens as the story progresses. In the end, everyone who’s frozen in the ice dies a horrible death in a huge bonfire!” When he finds his frozen companions, Bud announces with great joy, “Don’t panic guys, I’ve seen this all before in a Chuck Norris (pronounced ‘Noreece’) film. Such is the general trend of Stupid Invaders, a fairly standard item-based puzzle adventure laced with sophomoric humor. Not only are they frozen, but also the ice block is attached via various hoses and tubes to a fart machine that pipes all sorts of different and melodious farts into their environment at the flick of a lever.īud, the tall, orange, and probably most endearing alien escapes the ice attack, and the game opens with him locked in the first of seemingly thousands of bathrooms. An evil scientist got wind of their existence, and turns most of them into a block of ice. Several years later and they were still at it. Clueless, they believed that they would be able to fix the ship within a matter of days. Five stupid aliens of various colors, shapes, and sizes were on their way from Sam’s Club to their home planet when their space ship crash landed on Earth, and took up residence in an abandoned house.
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